real women have curves, real sharks disguise themselves as women so they can get close to their prey
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Welcome to Farmer's Mums! The Tumblr of me, McKegg Collins! Writer, Comedian, Masturbator Extraordinaire! Here's what people are saying about me:
"I don't know what he does anymore"-Paula Collins (Mother)
"I think he likes boobs more than any other person I know."-Elise Martorano (Girlfriend)
"I'm not sure what this is..."-Roger Ebert
real women have curves, real sharks disguise themselves as women so they can get close to their prey
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CHILDHOOD BACK
AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS
im crying a lil bit
I need this in my tumblr forever.is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???
omg this truly needs to be a real thing
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My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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NOT BECAUSE I’M CHRISTIAN I HONESTLY COULDN’T CARE LESS ABOUT THE WHOLE ZOMBIE-JESUS THING IT’S JUST THAT
- DOCTOR WHO COMES BACK ON SATURDAY MARCH 30TH
- GAME OF THRONES SEASON 3 STARTS ON SUNDAY MARCH 31ST
WHAT A GOOD WEEKEND FOR TV
Two dogs run into the field in a Galatasaray friendly match against Ahlen.
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Me and Elise. You be the judge as to which is which….
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BTVS Favourite Moment: One Per Episode | The Prom
↳Season 3 Episode 20
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